I (Dakota) don't see myself as a sports expert, but when it comes to Eli Manning, we both agree that this dude is a douche in a douche. He's douche-ception.
First of all, this man doesn't really do anything. He throws a ball in the general area of his receiver, and they have to go basically pull out a miracle to catch the ball. The crazy thing about it all, is that the receiver doesn't get the credit, Eli Manning gets all the praise. "Oh, Eli! You are so great at being a quarterback! Your receiver just made a one-armed catch. backwards, and upside down but it was your great pass that won the game!"
Second, he is a Manning, so everything in the world is given to him. He could get away with murder by just telling the cop that he is a Manning, and then eating an Oreo. Guess what, we don't care that your family are all pro football players. Eli,
YOU AREN'T THE KING OF FOOTBALL!
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