#22 Brogan Kelby

If we were to spell tool, we would spell it B-R-O-G-A-N. This kid sleeps with two of his teachers, and decides, I haven't had enough embarrassment, maybe I should start a music career. So he crawls up Todd Nuke'Em's butt hole, and becomes that guy that opens every X96 concert that everyone is like, "Man, we should have waited an hour, now we have to listen to Brogan Kelby..."

BROGAN KELBY, YOU'RE WORSE THAN NICKELBACK!